What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 01:40
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?